The Late Scratch Hex of James Cook III
James Cook III · BUF · RB
“Cook III is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Cook III's week
- Cook III gets 3 yards per carry and one 2-yard catch on a screen. Efficient. In a sad way.
- Cook III will fumble on his first touch and live in the doghouse until the 4th quarter.
86%POTENCY
-15.7PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Cook III's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse James Cook III in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If James Cook III is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing James Cook III actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.