The Kneel-Down Heartbreak Hex of James Cook III
James Cook III · BUF · RB
“Cook III gets 3 yards per carry and one 2-yard catch on a screen. Efficient. In a sad way.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Cook III's week
- Cook III tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
- Cook III's offensive line takes the day off. Spiritually.
90%POTENCY
-17.6PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Cook III, drop it, trip it, fall!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse James Cook III in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If James Cook III is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing James Cook III actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.