The Snap Count Hex of James Cook III
James Cook III · BUF · RB
“Cook III's offensive line takes the day off. Spiritually.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Cook III's week
- Cook III will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
- Cook III gets 3 yards per carry and one 2-yard catch on a screen. Efficient. In a sad way.
89%POTENCY
-16.7PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Titans locker room
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Cook III's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse James Cook III in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If James Cook III is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing James Cook III actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.