The Goal-Line Vulture Hex of James Cook III
James Cook III · BUF · RB
“Cook III gets the ball 4 times inside the 10. The pylon, however, is fine.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Cook III's week
- Cook III's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
- Coach says Cook III is "fresh" and sits him for the entire second half of a close game.
73%POTENCY
-15.8PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Cook III's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse James Cook III in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If James Cook III is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing James Cook III actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.