The Sunday Night Fade Hex of James Cook III
James Cook III · BUF · RB
“Cook III is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Cook III's week
- Cook III goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
- Ref: "Number Cook III, that's a flag." Cook III: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
85%POTENCY
-10.4PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A used challenge flag
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A single tear from a 49ers fan
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Cook III drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse James Cook III in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If James Cook III is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing James Cook III actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.