The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of James Cook III
James Cook III · BUF · RB
“Cook III is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Cook III's week
- Cook III will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
- Cook III will fumble on his first touch and live in the doghouse until the 4th quarter.
78%POTENCY
-12.7PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A single tear from a Chargers fan
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Steelers locker room
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Cook III, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse James Cook III in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If James Cook III is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing James Cook III actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.