The Garbage-Time Hex of James Cook III
James Cook III · BUF · RB
“A mysterious flag erases Cook III's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Cook III's week
- Cook III will fumble on his first touch and live in the doghouse until the 4th quarter.
- Cook III gets stuffed so hard the broadcast shows a replay in slow motion, from three angles.
84%POTENCY
-18.3PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Cook III drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse James Cook III in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If James Cook III is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing James Cook III actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.