The Hamstring Hex of James Cook III
James Cook III · BUF · RB
“Cook III tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Cook III's week
- Cook III scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
- Cook III goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
75%POTENCY
-9.3PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A used challenge flag
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Cook III's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse James Cook III in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If James Cook III is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing James Cook III actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.