The Garbage-Time Hex of James Cook III
James Cook III · BUF · RB
“Cook III gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Cook III's week
- Cook III will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
- Cook III sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
78%POTENCY
-18.5PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A single tear from a Ravens fan
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Cook III drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse James Cook III in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If James Cook III is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing James Cook III actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.