The Late Scratch Hex of James Cook III
James Cook III · BUF · RB
“The broadcast shows Cook III on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Cook III's week
- Cook III is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
- Cook III gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Georgia's biggest rival.
75%POTENCY
-11.5PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Cook III, drop it, trip it, fall!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse James Cook III in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If James Cook III is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing James Cook III actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.