The Kneel-Down Heartbreak Hex of James Cook III
James Cook III · BUF · RB
“Cook III finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Cook III's week
- The team goes up 21 early and Cook III gets a pat on the head and 4 snaps.
- Cook III will fumble on his first touch and live in the doghouse until the 4th quarter.
78%POTENCY
-13.8PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- A single Titans jersey, ironically worn
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Rams locker room
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Cook III drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse James Cook III in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If James Cook III is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing James Cook III actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.