The Stuffed Run Hex of James Cook III
James Cook III · BUF · RB
“Cook III's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Cook III's week
- A mysterious flag erases Cook III's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
- Cook III runs for 98 yards, one short of the bonus, then goes down on the kneel-down. Scorched.
89%POTENCY
-9.6PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A used challenge flag
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Cook III's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse James Cook III in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If James Cook III is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing James Cook III actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.