The Committee Backfield Hex of James Cook III
James Cook III · BUF · RB
“Cook III gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Cook III's week
- Cook III goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
- Cook III gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Georgia's biggest rival.
82%POTENCY
-14.5PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A single tear from a Buccaneers fan
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
Incantation
Eye of Saints, tongue of ref,
Bring Bills down to grief,
Cook III scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse James Cook III in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If James Cook III is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing James Cook III actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.