The Garbage-Time Hex of James Cook III
James Cook III · BUF · RB
“Cook III gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Georgia's biggest rival.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Cook III's week
- Cook III gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
- Cook III sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
88%POTENCY
-15.9PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- A single Lions jersey, ironically worn
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Cook III's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse James Cook III in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If James Cook III is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing James Cook III actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.