The Late Scratch Hex of James Cook III
James Cook III · BUF · RB
“Cook III gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Cook III's week
- Cook III gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Georgia's biggest rival.
- Cook III's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
74%POTENCY
-9PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A used challenge flag
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Cook III, drop it, trip it, fall!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse James Cook III in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If James Cook III is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing James Cook III actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.