The Kneel-Down Heartbreak Hex of James Cook III
James Cook III · BUF · RB
“Cook III breaks a 40-yard run and is tackled at the 1. The backup scores. Of course he does.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Cook III's week
- Cook III gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Georgia's biggest rival.
- Cook III will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
85%POTENCY
-9.7PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
Incantation
Eye of Eagles, tongue of ref,
Bring Bills down to grief,
Cook III scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse James Cook III in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If James Cook III is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing James Cook III actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.