The Goal-Line Vulture Hex of James Cook III
James Cook III · BUF · RB
“Cook III scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Cook III's week
- Cook III is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
- Ref: "Number Cook III, that's a flag." Cook III: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
78%POTENCY
-11.9PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Cook III's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse James Cook III in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If James Cook III is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing James Cook III actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.