The Mystery Tweak Hex of James Cook III
James Cook III · BUF · RB
“Cook III gets stuffed on 3rd-and-1, 4th-and-1, and the goal line. Vulture season is here.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Cook III's week
- Cook III scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
- Cook III rushes 22 times for 51 yards. A heroic, beautiful, useless day.
72%POTENCY
-11.2PTS DRAINED
Ruined BrunchVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Cook III drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse James Cook III in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If James Cook III is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing James Cook III actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.