The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of James Cook III
James Cook III · BUF · RB
“Cook III tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Cook III's week
- Cook III gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Georgia's biggest rival.
- Cook III is "listed as the lead back" and then watches a 3-man committee eat his lunch.
72%POTENCY
-14.6PTS DRAINED
Ruined BrunchVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Chargers locker room
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Cook III drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse James Cook III in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If James Cook III is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing James Cook III actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.