The Late Scratch Hex of Jameson Williams
Jameson Williams · DET · WR
“Williams gets 14 targets in garbage time with the game already lost. Points: 3.8.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Williams's week
- Williams will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
- Williams is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
89%POTENCY
-14.1PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Williams drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Jameson Williams in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jameson Williams is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jameson Williams actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.