The Out-of-Bounds Hex of Jameson Williams
Jameson Williams · DET · WR
“The QB looks at Williams exactly once: a 3-yard out on 3rd-and-9.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Williams's week
- Williams gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Alabama's biggest rival.
- Williams will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
85%POTENCY
-11PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Vikings locker room
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Williams drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jameson Williams in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jameson Williams is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jameson Williams actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.