The Late Scratch Hex of Jameson Williams
Jameson Williams · DET · WR
“Williams gets quarantined by a cornerback named Cornelius who has never been beaten. Ever.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Williams's week
- Williams is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
- Williams sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
78%POTENCY
-17.4PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A used challenge flag
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A single tear from a Eagles fan
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Williams drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jameson Williams in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jameson Williams is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jameson Williams actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.