The Butter-Finger Hex of Jameson Williams
Jameson Williams · DET · WR
“A localized thunderstorm forms over Williams's stadium. Only over Williams.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Williams's week
- Williams is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
- Williams tears an uncatchable ball out of the air and... steps out of bounds. By a toe.
74%POTENCY
-13.8PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
Incantation
Eye of Titans, tongue of ref,
Bring Lions down to grief,
Williams scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jameson Williams in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jameson Williams is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jameson Williams actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.