The Hamstring Hex of Jameson Williams
Jameson Williams · DET · WR
“Williams does a touchdown dance for a TD that is overturned by review. Slowly. With zoom.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Williams's week
- Williams gets quarantined by a cornerback named Cornelius who has never been beaten. Ever.
- Williams finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
80%POTENCY
-18.1PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Bears locker room
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Williams, drop it, trip it, fall!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jameson Williams in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jameson Williams is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jameson Williams actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.