The Late Scratch Hex of Jameson Williams
Jameson Williams · DET · WR
“Williams is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Williams's week
- The broadcast shows Williams on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
- Williams's coach discovers the run game at the exact moment Williams was due a breakout.
91%POTENCY
-12.4PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A single Patriots jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Williams's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jameson Williams in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jameson Williams is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jameson Williams actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.