The Butter-Finger Hex of Jameson Williams
Jameson Williams · DET · WR
“Ref: "Number Williams, that's a flag." Williams: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Williams's week
- Williams gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
- Williams goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
74%POTENCY
-16PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Williams drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Jameson Williams in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jameson Williams is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jameson Williams actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.