The Butter-Finger Hex of Jameson Williams
Jameson Williams · DET · WR
“Williams gets 14 targets in garbage time with the game already lost. Points: 3.8.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Williams's week
- Williams is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
- Williams drops a wide-open touchdown, then celebrates anyway for 40 seconds.
82%POTENCY
-13.2PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Williams, drop it, trip it, fall!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jameson Williams in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jameson Williams is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jameson Williams actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.