The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Jameson Williams
Jameson Williams · DET · WR
“Williams tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Williams's week
- The QB looks at Williams exactly once: a 3-yard out on 3rd-and-9.
- Williams gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Alabama's biggest rival.
91%POTENCY
-15.6PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A single Cowboys jersey, ironically worn
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Williams's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Jameson Williams in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jameson Williams is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jameson Williams actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.