The Butter-Finger Hex of Jameson Williams
Jameson Williams · DET · WR
“Williams gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Williams's week
- Williams is the primary read on every play... for the other team's film study.
- Williams is questionable with an injury he sustained "reaching for the remote".
89%POTENCY
-19PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Williams, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jameson Williams in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jameson Williams is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jameson Williams actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.