The Inch-Short Hex of Jameson Williams
Jameson Williams · DET · WR
“Williams is questionable with an injury he sustained "reaching for the remote".” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Williams's week
- Williams gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
- Williams gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Alabama's biggest rival.
82%POTENCY
-17.6PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Williams's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jameson Williams in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jameson Williams is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jameson Williams actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.