The Butter-Finger Hex of Jameson Williams
Jameson Williams · DET · WR
“Williams's coach discovers the run game at the exact moment Williams was due a breakout.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Williams's week
- A mysterious flag erases Williams's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
- Williams gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
84%POTENCY
-12.5PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Williams's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jameson Williams in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jameson Williams is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jameson Williams actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.