The Phantom Holding Hex of Jameson Williams
Jameson Williams · DET · WR
“A localized thunderstorm forms over Williams's stadium. Only over Williams.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Williams's week
- Williams gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
- Williams's coach discovers the run game at the exact moment Williams was due a breakout.
79%POTENCY
-19.4PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Williams, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jameson Williams in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jameson Williams is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jameson Williams actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.