The Late Scratch Hex of Jared Goff
Jared Goff · DET · QB
“Goff gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of California's biggest rival.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Goff's week
- Goff sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
- Every deep ball Goff throws lands exactly one inch out of bounds.
91%POTENCY
-18.3PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Seahawks locker room
- A single tear from a Eagles fan
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Goff's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Jared Goff in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jared Goff is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jared Goff actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.