The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Jared Goff
Jared Goff · DET · QB
“Ref: "Number Goff, that's a flag." Goff: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Goff's week
- Goff will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.
- Goff gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
75%POTENCY
-11.7PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
Incantation
Eye of Titans, tongue of ref,
Bring Lions down to grief,
Goff scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jared Goff in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jared Goff is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jared Goff actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.