The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Jared Goff
Jared Goff · DET · QB
“Goff will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Goff's week
- Goff is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
- Goff finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
87%POTENCY
-9.8PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Giants fan
- A single Steelers jersey, ironically worn
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A used challenge flag
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Goff's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jared Goff in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jared Goff is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jared Goff actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.