The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Jared Goff
Jared Goff · DET · QB
“A mysterious flag erases Goff's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Goff's week
- Goff's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
- Goff gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of California's biggest rival.
85%POTENCY
-19.3PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- Powdered kicker confidence
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Goff, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jared Goff in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jared Goff is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jared Goff actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.