The Hamstring Hex of Jared Goff
Jared Goff · DET · QB
“Goff gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Goff's week
- Goff tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
- Ref: "Number Goff, that's a flag." Goff: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
73%POTENCY
-14PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Goff, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jared Goff in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jared Goff is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jared Goff actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.