The Kneel-Down Hex of Jared Goff
Jared Goff · DET · QB
“The play clock hits zero on Goff four separate times. Five yards. Five yards. Five yards.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Goff's week
- Coach will call 4 straight handoffs inside the 5. For Goff, the end zone is a rumor.
- Goff takes a knee 3 times with the lead. History books will not mention the fantasy cost.
76%POTENCY
-9.2PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Goff drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Jared Goff in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jared Goff is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jared Goff actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.