The Checkdown Hex of Jared Goff
Jared Goff · DET · QB
“A mysterious flag erases Goff's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Goff's week
- Goff audibles into a play the receivers did not audible into.
- Goff's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
84%POTENCY
-13.5PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
Incantation
Goff, Goff, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Jared Goff in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jared Goff is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jared Goff actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.