The Checkdown Hex of Jared Goff
Jared Goff · DET · QB
“Goff goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Goff's week
- Goff gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
- Goff will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
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Ritual ingredients
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A single tear from a Rams fan
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Goff, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jared Goff in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jared Goff is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jared Goff actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.