The Late Scratch Hex of Jared Goff
Jared Goff · DET · QB
“Garbage time arrives early for Goff: 29 points of garbage, scored by the other team.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Goff's week
- Goff gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of California's biggest rival.
- Goff is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
78%POTENCY
-15.8PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Goff, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jared Goff in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jared Goff is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jared Goff actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.