The Sideline-Scold Hex of Jared Goff
Jared Goff · DET · QB
“Goff's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Goff's week
- Goff gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of California's biggest rival.
- Goff gets the 3rd-and-long checkdown treatment. 2 yards. Punt. Repeat until Monday.
90%POTENCY
-11.3PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A used challenge flag
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Titans locker room
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Goff drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jared Goff in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jared Goff is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jared Goff actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.