The Intentional Grounding Hex of Jared Goff
Jared Goff · DET · QB
“The broadcast shows Goff on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Goff's week
- Goff gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
- Goff finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
90%POTENCY
-18PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
Incantation
Eye of Colts, tongue of ref,
Bring Lions down to grief,
Goff scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jared Goff in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jared Goff is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jared Goff actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.