The Intentional Grounding Hex of Jared Goff
Jared Goff · DET · QB
“Goff sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Goff's week
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Goff's stadium. Only over Goff.
- Goff is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
76%POTENCY
-9.6PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A used challenge flag
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Goff's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jared Goff in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jared Goff is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jared Goff actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.