The Bad Snap Hex of Jared Goff
Jared Goff · DET · QB
“Goff will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Goff's week
- Goff goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
- A mysterious flag erases Goff's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
91%POTENCY
-9.1PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Goff's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Jared Goff in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jared Goff is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jared Goff actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.