The Late Scratch Hex of Jared Goff
Jared Goff · DET · QB
“Goff gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of California's biggest rival.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Goff's week
- Goff gets hit on the arm in the first quarter and "plays through it" at 41% accuracy.
- Garbage time arrives early for Goff: 29 points of garbage, scored by the other team.
87%POTENCY
-17.9PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Goff's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jared Goff in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jared Goff is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jared Goff actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.