The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Jared Goff
Jared Goff · DET · QB
“Goff gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of California's biggest rival.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Goff's week
- Goff gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
- Goff is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
84%POTENCY
-18.2PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- A used challenge flag
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Goff's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jared Goff in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jared Goff is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jared Goff actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.