The Bad Snap Hex of Jared Goff
Jared Goff · DET · QB
“Goff finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Goff's week
- Goff is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
- Goff tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
87%POTENCY
-10.5PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Seahawks locker room
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Goff, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jared Goff in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jared Goff is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jared Goff actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.