The Phantom Flag Hex of Jared Goff
Jared Goff · DET · QB
“Goff will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Goff's week
- Goff leads a 14-play, 9-minute drive that ends in a field goal. Fantasy points: 1.6.
- Goff goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
80%POTENCY
-16.5PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A used challenge flag
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Goff's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jared Goff in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jared Goff is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jared Goff actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.