The Late Scratch Hex of Jared Goff
Jared Goff · DET · QB
“Goff will be pressured on 9 of 10 dropbacks. The tenth is a screen that gets blown up for a loss.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Goff's week
- Ref: "Number Goff, that's a flag." Goff: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
- The play clock hits zero on Goff four separate times. Five yards. Five yards. Five yards.
74%POTENCY
-12.7PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
Eye of Seahawks, tongue of ref,
Bring Lions down to grief,
Goff scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jared Goff in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jared Goff is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jared Goff actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.